Sunday, 20 January 2008

Lessons in Life 2

You're out at the shops with your beloved.

She has dragged you into her favourite clothes shop, buying a skirt/jeans/dress. She comes out of the changing room and and the one question all blokes fear...

'Does my bum look big in this?'

There is no correct answer to this question at all for us blokes..

If we say 'No of course your bum does not look big' we will be accused of lying...

If we say 'Yes, your derrière looks large' we will get accused of thinking that she is getting fat...

It's a no win situation...

1 comment:

weasel said...

I have two answers usually:

"Do you think your bum would look fat in anything, darling?"

and if that fails:

"Look! Over there! A diamond encrusted puppy with 'free to a good home' on a sign round its neck!"