...yes ties.... NOT the ties that bind families NOR the ties that some of the more extravagant members of the sexual community use NOR Thai's which are a very nice group of people that I have never met NOR the things that are put on mail bags to prevent your snail mail from spilling out onto the High Street.
BUT Ties, the useless piece of cloth that goes around the neck under a collar that men (and occasionally women) wear.
What is the point?
If I wanted to have something to clean my glasses would I not have a piece of cloth in my trouser pocket or make the occasional trip to the toilet for some loo paper?
So what is the point of the Tie?