The Internet solves almost all of your problems

Dosed up with caffeine,
Choked on carbon monoxide,
Pain filled neurones state,
Why aren’t you by my side?

Written words are useless,
The night’s sneaked in once more.
One more day without you,
‘Twas my heart you tore.

Period pains are agony,
Desire plays havoc inside.
Another sip of coffee,
Why aren’t you by my side?

Read another book my son,
And go to bed alone.
Everlasting love remains,
I’m searching for your clone.

Envoi

The Internet solves almost all of your problems.